Cometh April, our TV is full of the Indian Premier
League of cricket, that great Indian entertainment juggernaut. You ask, did I
say `entertainment’? Of course! You see, in India, e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e watches
cricket. Period. It doesn’t matter whether you know any basics of the sport, or for that matter any sport, but you are definitely a Chennai Super Kings fan or a
Mumbai Indian sympathizer. After all, how can
you be an Indian and not follow the contemporary Gods <sic> Sachin
Tendulkar and Mahendra Singh Dhoni!? Unpatriotic. Unsporting.
